Gordo Briefing 23rd July 2004

Gordo's Cats: Need a new home! Purrrr! Click here for more *******************************************************************It's time to get Shot: with Matt Seed *******************************************************************Twenty of the twenty six slots have gone already, so if you want to getyour mug shot by the sensational Matt Seed, get on with it. If you want more information, click here or you can call Georgina on (0161) 835 2235 to see if we have any spaces left. They're like hot cakes! *******************************************************************Comedy Store £14 ticket for NOWT!!!!!!******************************************************************* 2 for 1 tickets for Friday's best in stand up - every friday night untilend of August. This Friday's line up is MC John Moloney (a true comic and musical talent). Self-confessed "fantastically gorgeous but a Kathy Burke lookalike" and wonderfully deadpan, he combines sharp one-liners a la Bill Hicks with musical pastiche. So convinced are the store of his comic genius that they nominated John in the category 'Best Live Stand-Up' at the 1998 British Comedy Awards. They've also got, Jim David (USA), Michael McIntyre, Owen O'Neill & Andy AskinsGet stuck into this one, click here for more*****************************************************************Heaven Opens its Gates on 1st August 2004 ******************************************************************That's right - there's another open day and this one's free! Get you andyour mates down to save 10% on all products and treatments, see demos of fantasy tan (Faye, you going? Ed), Great Lengths hair extensions and papaya enzyme facials (oooooooooooh!) - and if that's not enough there'll be scantily clad lads and lasses serving you sex on the beach and ice cream! email tristan@2mmedia.com to get on the guest list.*****************************************************************Up and Down - The Hale Restaurant******************************************************************Up and Down, The very trendy yet very good (they don't always go together)Hale Restaurant have just signed to go on Manchester Confidential, demonstrating owner Simon Orange's astute business sense. We are constructing a fabulous set of offers for you guys, free good stuff! Send an email to Gordo stating Up and Down to get in on the first mega feast deal. Gordo will pick one from the hat for an £80 bar/restaurant tab as well. Up and Down! Sounds like Tony Wilson's music empires...****************************************************************Buy Boots' favourite vitamin supplement and get FREE Pro Plus...*****************************************************************If you take us up on all our offers of fine food & alcohol, your body isbound to be a bit done in? (you should see the state of Gordo - Ed) Luckily the lads at Toxin have got the answer, called Berocca, it's Boots' best loved vitamin supplement - and if you buy before 5th August, you get free Pro Plus (so you can stay awake all night!)Click here to buy*****************************************************************Livebait: Mega Deal! Lobsters for Nowt! (possibly...)*****************************************************************Two mega offers being published by Livebait, the fish restaurant exclusivefor Manchester Confidential readers, erm...next week (it's so good we keep delaying it ;-)One is limited, so get on the list early by emailingemail us and quote livebait.*****************************************************************LATEST ARTICLES:*****************************************************************Yatra Lounge Opens with a Bang... Click herePiccollinos: Beauty and the Beast... Click here*****************************************************************YOU THINK YOU CAN DO RESTAURANT REVIEWS EH?*****************************************************************Good take up so far. Again, we are looking for readers who know how toNosh, and can string sentences together. (not going to be difficult with Gordo as competition - Ed.) email us if you are interested. And for f***s sake, don't go on about how you haven't been able to afford to eat out in the past ten years, it doesn't fill Gordo with confidence. Thanks to everyone who have written in, Gordo will start talking to you guys next week.Happy Trails
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