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Funniest graffiti ever

Temple toilets reveal comedy genius

Published on March 23rd 2011.

Funniest graffiti ever

Who on earth is Phil?

Binns, The Boy Jorgensen and Lucy Van the Belgian wandered in to the Temple of Convenience one night this week, to share a half of mild.

What they found was some remarkable graffiti in the toilets, all centreing around a man called Phil.

Where to begin? How about ‘Phil puts batteries in the hole of his penis?' Or ‘Phil doesn’t believe in Germany’?

Phil, apparently, also ‘invented Michael Jackson’ and ‘can breath (sic) underwater.’ In a dark twist, he also ‘stabs babies.’

If the toilet walls are to believed, April 1 is ‘International Phil Day,’ something we’re wholeheartedly behind. Presumably Germans are not invited.

Phil has a fan though, as someone has also daubed on the loo wall the simple message: ‘Don’t talk shit about Phil’.

We’d never dream of it.

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5 comments so far, continue the conversation, write a comment.

Mark JorgensenMarch 23rd 2011.

Perhaps Phil is an theoretical enigma. Perhaps we are all Phil. (except the baby stabbing business).

DescartesMarch 24th 2011.

Depends on the baby Jorgo. For example, what if they actually meant to write "Phil stabs baby back ribs covered in BBQ sauce" but didn't have time and hoped everyone would get the right idea?

Mark JorgensenMarch 24th 2011.

Touche Rene.
I Phil, therefore I am

AnonymousApril 2nd 2011.

Phil is the Justin Bieber lookalike mo fo with the Aussie accent thats behind the bar smetimes

His trusty sidekick is the Matt Damon lookalike Leigh also with an Aussie accent

Two of Manchesters best kept secrets

Be sure to ask for them next time your in Big Hands or the Temple

Ask Leigh to do his dance for you.

Steven NolanMay 5th 2011.

I think there was a lot of Phil related talk in the gents of common before there refurb a good while back.

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