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The Dwarf With Whitebait In His Hat And Other Stories

Sleuth tries to recall Andrew Nutter's 40th birthday party at the Mark Addy

Published on September 20th 2011.

The Dwarf With Whitebait In His Hat And Other Stories

HGOG gjepqaxn Addy dsgnsdg boat ggsdsflno. Rule Britannia. 

Bvadoadfs free wine vscvwsvs skvb qeicb pq foqorvnvjm. Massive cow execution vsvdns fnsdnasj Rochdale fdgfs mmfff. Bad vndjjdld ghgggh. Fngdsfgsdg gfdd seventeen pints later vgdsasd.

Ghfmasdg ffhffh why oh Lord why sdasda sjsd. Shhhgfd taxi fndjd midnight shsius. Ghfssd wages of sin vdjsksn. Help. Hfsdnd dhdh kaoeut Nutter should be shot hhhvwsj. 

And a dwarf with whitebait in his hat.

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13 comments so far, continue the conversation, write a comment.

Mr C ButterworthSeptember 20th 2011.

Hsmsda fhfosm agreed

AnonymousSeptember 20th 2011.

What a non-story! What are you doing Jonathan?! This is just a collection of crap pictures of you lot getting pissed on a Monday night, to celebrate a piss-head's birthday. What a joke. Boring. This isn't what Man Con is about. Get better please! *hits unsubscribe, unfollow, un-like etc etc*

SleuthSeptember 20th 2011.

There are thirty new stories up this week with loads of content and news. Unsubscribe and miss out. The Sleuth section will always be irreverent. And frankly he's never seen a dwarf with whitebait in his hat. News.

AnonymousSeptember 20th 2011.

There's irreverent, and there's you going to work with a hangover and finding something that's an in-joke funny when it's not. When you look back on this when you’re not drunk anymore, you will wonder why you published it. Sleuth has been known to be funny, even clever, but lately as he has been pickling his liver more and more, this is severely lacking.

SleuthSeptember 20th 2011.

Feel like a drink this lunch, anon?

IzzySeptember 20th 2011.

I feel a little bit queasy now. Weird.

the Whalley RangerSeptember 20th 2011.

For some it's still the summer slump...

solsticeSeptember 20th 2011.

that'll be over tomorrow, I tell you...

AnonymousSeptember 21st 2011.

guessing you wern't there then Anon?! amazing night, well done team pissheads :) xx

i've never been pissedSeptember 21st 2011.

what's it like?

AnonymousSeptember 21st 2011.

I can't remember

AnonymousSeptember 21st 2011.

I think the 11th photograph was on Body Farm last night.

Frankie NooneSeptember 21st 2011.

Amazing night..RAGING hangover!!

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