Party at Bauer and Millett

Gordo’s Nephew, Mitch Millett, owner of Bauer and Millett, purveyor of big, fast or just plain big, cars like Hummers and Corvettes, much to the irritation of Guardian readers, asked Gordo to come to the launch of his new showroom a couple of Fridays ago.

Mitch had the big cheese over from General Motors, ‘Maximum’ Bob Lutz. Mitch describes him as a bit like John Wayne. Gordo can confirm he is a lot like a mentalist. ‘Maximum’ Bob’s personal transport is an L-39 Albatross with an Iron Cross on the side. That’s a big f**k off jet fighter to us folks. Rumour has it that he will be appearing on Top Gear with three more mentalists in the next few weeks.

Good party. However, Gordo had a problem. It was a full moon, he had treated his Dad, Shady, to lunch at The Gralley and arrived at Mitch’s ten hours later, completely lashed so he can’t give a complete review. It’s a good job the camera can take care of itself, there are a few pictures to bear testament to the fact that Gordo did actually make it.

Happy Trails

Gordo