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Mullet Marriage Shock

Published on March 30th 2006.

Denise McGlinchey must be mental. She is marrying the world's tightest man; time 12.30, day, Friday the 31st March; one she won't forget. Andy Mullett, ManchesterConfidential.com's guardian of the petty cash tin, has been going out with the delightful Denise for many a year.

Gordo first met Denise some eight years ago.

"She walked into my office one late winter's afternoon looking for Andy. I can still remember it as if it was yesterday", says the fat one. "A very beautiful girl who, nevertheless, would have trouble getting through metal detectors at airports naked. It was a Goth thing. Walking down Princess Street, on the way to the pub, Andy and Denise made a handsome couple in their bondage trousers. Following them normally found me walking into lampposts whilst I was keeping an eye out for vampire bats in the gloom".

Gordo gets into his flow.

"Over the years Denise has become a great friend, whilst getting rid of various bits of metal and black garments. I knew we had turned a corner when she arrived for dinner one Friday evening with no holes torn in her tights. Further progress was made when she arrived for dinner on time and actually ate. She has since matured into a woman who any man would give his eyes and teeth for, even me, who hasn't got many teeth left".

ManchesterConfidential.com, all its staff and Gordo wish the couple all the happiness in the world; we like Andy really!

To wish Andy well on his big day, you can email him here.

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