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Madonna adoption latest

Manchester Confidential with the latest news on the Madonna adoption

Published on March 31st 2009.

Madonna adoption latest

A woman of fabulous wealth has been criticised over a case of vanity adoption.

Madonna today visited the United Kingdom amidst an entourage of big cars and flashing cameras to formally adopt the British economy.

She said: “The poor thing needs some stability and if I can provide that then where’s the problem.”

The former parents Mr G Brown and Mr T Blair were not available for comment and will be denied access rights to the broke child.

Lord Chief Justice Mandelson said: “these people deliberately and repeatedly destroyed this innocent little economy simply to get re-elected.”

He continued.

“As a material girl if it falls to Madge to restore the fabric of society and shift all our manufacturing jobs and call-centre service jobs overseas, then so be it.”

Sir Fred Goodwin said: “Money, money, money, must be funny in a rich man’s world."

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BenitoMarch 31st 2009.

I imagine "The Madonna," position would incorporate a head-mic and conical bra

AnonymousMarch 31st 2009.

In years past Christian missionaries visited Christianity upon the Hawaiian people who, in turn, gave the rest of us 'the missionary position.' These days, the Queen of Pop is bestowing the Kabbalistic faith upon the Malawaiian people. Which leaves me to ask? ... I wonder what 'the Madonna position' will come to mean in the years to come?

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