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Gordo’s getting married

The fat one is getting hitched – and you’re all invited

Published on April 5th 2011.

Gordo’s getting married

All right, that was an April Fools' Day treat for you.

BIG NEWS from Confidential Towers today - Gordo has announced he’s getting married.

Yes, the fat one finally appears to have found a woman prepared to put up with him, and it’s none other than Miss Manchester Elicia Davies.

We’ll be rolling out the bunting so you can watch the actual Royal Wedding and raise a glass to our bride and Gordo.

The pair met when Davies came to the Confidential office in February to talk about her appearance on Channel 4’s Beauty and the Beast. Gordo’s no stranger to TV himself, after a memorable showing on foodie reality show Come Dine With Me, and they ended up hitting it off.

The pair have been inseparable ever since and are planning Manchester’s wedding of the year.

But why are we telling you this? Because you’re all invited.

Never one to do things by halves, The Fat One has decided he wants to get married on April 29, the same day at the Royal Wedding. And he wants as many Confidential readers there as we can muster.

After the church-based formalities, we’ll be having our own celebrations in Spinningfields, in front of the big screen and a sausage roll’s throw from the Confidential offices. We’ll be rolling out the bunting so you can watch the actual Royal Wedding and raise a glass to our bride and Gordo.

And best of all, it’s free – all you have to do is ring 0700 2694616 to put your name on the guestlist – you can bring a friend too.

So we’ll see you there. She’s got no idea what she’s letting herself in for...

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6 comments so far, continue the conversation, write a comment.

GordoApril 1st 2011.

Ho f*cking Ho

James KayApril 1st 2011.

As if anyone would choose the date of a Royal Wedding to get married! Oh... hang on a minute... has your brother been planning it?? ;-)

Sue17320April 1st 2011.

Miss Manchester's appearing on 'Beauty and the Beast'? Oh so that's why she's with Gordo in the photos, he's playing the 'Beast'! :)

Dr BasingstokeApril 3rd 2011.

"I want to disappoint you six times a night' ;)

Salford SalApril 5th 2011.

Is this the April fool joke - or am I missing something here ?

EditorialApril 5th 2011.

Yes, this is an April Fool. Although they do make a smashing couple.

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