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Cocoa Rooms: chef disappears. Ooer…

To lose one chef, Mr. Coates, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose another looks like carelessness. With apologies to Oscar. What’s going on?

Published on October 13th 2006.


Cocoa Rooms: chef disappears. Ooer…

To lose one chef, Mr. Coates, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose another looks like carelessness. With apologies to Oscar. What’s going on?

Gordo is starting to think that whilst young Master Coates may well have found a lucrative niche market for people interested in damaging their hearing whilst doing a spot of gangster watching at his remarkable Cocoa Rooms venue down near the Cathedral, he hasn’t quite got the hang of holding onto his chefs. Steve McLoughlin, the first chef, left a few months ago to take over at the fab Hilton Hotel, just opened.

His space was filled with Gordon Ramsey’s protégé Colin Buchan, who has got great reviews from the key critics, including Gordo. However, Gordo reports that Colin has taken off the Kevlar body armour and put on his coat. That’s ‘told ‘em to bugger off’ to you lot.

Wow. Gordo wonders if Colin is sleeping with the fishes instead of cooking ‘em? Will the River Irwell be dragged?

Shahrom Nejad takes over as head chef, Colin recruited him so we can, I think, be sure that the food carries on at a good level. Gordo will take a trip down there to try it out, once he has found a kevlar body armour suit that fits him. (that will never happen, send Vannessa – Ed)

Apologies to both Cocoa Rooms for publishing the wrong number in the last article, along with the Gentleman who answered the wrong number when we called for comment. “No, It’s not the Cocoa f**king Rooms you f**king w**ker, tells those fu***ng tu*** at that shith**se of a website to crawl up their own ars** and die”.

We feel he may have had a bad morning.

Cocoa Rooms

0161 834 3133

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