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A special invitation from Borat…

Borat Sagdiyev, Kazakhstan’s favourite journalist, would like to invite you all to see his new film a day before anyone else, with all proceeds going to Comic Relief…

Published on October 30th 2006.


A special invitation from Borat…

Jagshemash! My name is Borat, but you call me Steve. I am Kazakhstani reporter and I make many reportings in England, and now in the America. I invite all English people and ladies to a special cinema theatre to watch my reportings of America and learn about the adventure and friends that I make there.

You will see my movie picture when it becomes released on the second day of November, which is the day that my wife, she die, many year ago. It is ok, I have a new wife now.

A lady called Jenny, she work for a charitable called Comic Relief, and she like my reportings. I not understand why Jenny is allowed by her husband to work away from the house. I would not let her if she was my wife.

I think Comic Relief they work in Africa to give the relief to comedian people who cannot make the African people laugh because they have no food. Anyway, Jenny, she like my movie picture and she want to show it to the English people to make them laugh and make them give money to the Africans.

So this is why I invite all my English friend to see my reportings a day before everybody else and give their money to the Comic Relief and make the Africans, how you say, piss themself. Myself, I do not like to give away my money, apart from to my Mama and Papa for them buy more goats.

My movie picture it will be shown at the Odeon Movie Cinema in the Printworks on Wednesday the 2nd November. The tickets they cost £8, and the money that you pay will be taken to Africa to help the people to eat some food so that they laugh again.

If you like to have tickets you can surf the world wide web and click your mouse here.

My movie picture it is good. I like. You like too. I have sexytime with Pamela Anderson.

I hope that after you see my movie picture you come and visit me at my home in Kazakhstan. Thank you. Bye.

Borat Sagdiyev

If you would like to see Borat’s movie, memorably entitled ‘Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan’ at the Printworks this Wednesday, click here for more details and to book tickets.

The Printworks
1 November
6.00pm for 6.30pm start
Tickets £8.

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