Gastros

Gordo's mum always used to make him eat his slalds, thats why he is like he is...

I second Patrick, the Eggs Benedict are sublime.

The guy upstairs in charge and the head waiter downstairs { who is potty ] and the owner all dress the same . I noticed it last week when they were all stood together . There is a kinda of country , lord of the manor, Sloane Ranger feel to it . I suppose its Gastros contribution to the Village people . All together " They gonna take them to the YMCA '

loved the comment about the head waiter taking ritallin , Right said Fred has got it spot on, I have watched him several times. When it first opened , I like everyone who lives around here when in, he was manic really manic , looks like the Phil Mitchell lookaright owner has managed to get him to take his medicine , FABULOUS , JUST FABULOUS

So whats going to happen on the Gastros site ? Shame , I really loved going into there

Had lunch in there today with several of my colleagues , great food . Smashing little waitress , didnt see Peggy Mitchell .We will return

calling the police....

Just been told the Mad Head Waiter has left the building..... for good . That's a loss to Gastros , the rest of em will need to up their bar.

It is in M1...

Are mancon trying to break the world record for most commas in a review?

Damn shame about gastros , great place . It will I suspect end up as a Tesco Express

Music in gastros is so erratic . Its either lift music or some strange chanting bizarre stuff . Get some thing that uplifts the soul and makes the dining experience a pleasure....bacon buttie truly great .

we had dinner last week and yes , you are right about the head waiter . He is obviously on something ! If he was'nt running around like something was on fire then he was trying to flirt all the women .HE needs a cold shower.......... but his recommendation of the wine was spot on , so the girls forgive him .

MAY I LOOK FURTHER ?

blimey mate , whats happened on sackville st

At last , somewhere thats trying hard . Staff are keen , food is great , eggs benedict bloody marvelous and the chips !!!!!!! the best in the city centre and you are right the deli counter is much better . The coffee is just as good as I used to drink in Suburb

Barbara Windsor and a semi-stiff one , PRICELESS !

Well said kodak , the truth of the matter is we live in such a supermarket dominated world that we are almost conditioned to accept their offerings at their cartel fixed prices . I think that Gastros has got some way to go , but I ate twice there last week . Food was great , more people in the restaurant and the music was thankfully more consistent but the service is warm and honest . The staff seem to have got over their opening nerves and I think its moving forward . Finally , I feel we have got something thats not part of a chain , thats got to be grateful for

There will be horses and carts outside Gastros next , coffee Fab , handdryers in the toilets Fab , Chips Fab, eggs benedict Fab , Steaks Fab.........not so good staff smoking outside front door . Tell the country style managers to move the serfs to the side . Do you get Serfs to the Side ha ha I know its not a slalds but at least I try

The food was excellent and the chocolate cakes are to die for. The music at times is an aquired taste but you dont notice it after drinking the great wine. The wines also make the waiters look twice as nice.

Madge,if you're going to take the piss out of poor Ricardo.....Did you here or hear?

At least the Squire and his merry bunch of serfs are having a go ! Whenever I have dined or just for a coffee at Gastros , the service is good I used to go to Olive on the corner and they were down right rude .

Hey Desssie , how did you know I was going out with Daniel Day Lewis !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

".......just read the metro review . Oh Sir , did that hurt ..does Sir want more ? to the Squire of gastros read the review carefully and order the serfs to act upon your orders with great haste......."

They have started on the Gastros site , to build Slick Ricks , its a interactive and inventive food concept ....watch this space

Just seen the sofas in Gastros , they are fab......all we need now is some rocking music and this Babe is ready to roll . I cant wait for Mardi to happen in Gastros WOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since we seem to have deviated from the main topic somewhat, can I just take this opportunity to express my utter dismay at the standard of spelling, punctuation and grammar? Never mind 'slalds' (obviously a typo), where the f**k does the word 'dos'nt' come from? Crap spelling and punctuation in one neat package. Oh dear. I need to get out more.

Gene Hunt from life on mars is coming back in a new series called ashes to ashes. Does that mean that the head waiter is going AWOL for a while ?

Thanks for all your comments - yes the menu will change seasonally pony boy - we are working now on what spring is about! optimism, floral & aromatic dishes and obviously spring lamb, etc..What would you like to see @ Gastro's this spring? - let us know via my website http://www.gastrosfood.co.ukRegards, Richard

M.I.L.F. stands for Many Individuals Love France

Don't know if you have been recently - the deli is now stacked wth good quality meats, fish, (even crabs when i was there, slalds, sandwiches, pies, all sorts...

gastros..first casualty of the year . Not I suspect will be the last Great shame

Touchy , Touchy Mr Collins , We think you protest too much. Have you never heard the expression M.I.L.F ?

had a valentines meal with my partner , very good .I like the table right in the corner you can see every body and its comfortable . Do not agree with the metro , our meal was great

Thanks for this review, I've been having a lot of brunches at Gastros and have been considering booking it for my birthday which is comming up. I've been nervous about not having chance to road test it first. (I've inflicted some bloody awful restaurants on my friends over the years by not checking them out; notably the unlamented Le Mont!)I think I'll go ahead and book it now though!

Cant wait for the sofas to come back , do you think they will be just like the other one's ?

Sorry , wrong blog ......Gastros is great

They had boxes of the stuff the other week . I t was in front of the railings near the wine . If you want something in there , ask em . they have got massive signs all over the place stating that fact !

Gastros is going to be turned into a Gay lap dancing club called Ricardos

Hey Daniel , congratulations on your Oscar........ if I see you in the Village I will buy you a coffee at Gastros. God knows you will being needing one after reading all this ****e !

I like it because its different , Its not real groovy , not dark and funky , not even wild and full of sensual promise like so many places in the village . What it is , is honest . Yes , honest amazingly so . It is wonderful to have a place close by that delivers exactly what it says on the boards outside.... support the damn place or we will always be condemmed to sit on uncomfortable sofas next door or suffer terrible customer service at the so called deli on the corner . ENOUGH SAID !

I don't know what's all this rubbish about crabs and Ricardo is about , I DO know that thank God there is somewhere now decent to have a coffee , lunch and dinner within walking distance of my apartment . I had dinner in the new Russian restaurant on Sackville St the other night , no comparision at all . Gastros to me is a breath of fresh air to the village , if you dont use it , you will lose it . Do you really want a Tesco Express or you can be like the good citizens of Chorlton and fight them .

Hey Paul , the aforementioned Mr Howard had crabs , according to rumour

Gordo's had plenty of M.I.L.F.s

Hey Mr Happy , We beg to differ with you . The Mad Head Waiter with his own sense of flair , high octane energy and animal enthusiasm is much lamented . We agree with Sid James , the world is poorer for such a beast with magnetism ,zeal , elan and a hint of the martinet.

I am sorry Kevin , your dad was rubbish and his memory obviously is failing . It was behind the Soho jazz club Ronnie Scotts

Give them all cravats ,then they can swan around with a glass of Pimms and order the serfs to search for the salalds

"Metro in not very good review shocker" No way, seriously!?

Blimey , went on a long break , come back and Gastros is gone . Bloody hell , I had just got into the habit of a great coffee over looking the park . Now I suppose its back to that moaning and miserable cow on the corner Frau Olive

right thats it , I am off to dinner at gastros . to the dashing smooth head waiter heres my order " I would like Crab Ricardo with a side order of slaids , extra garlic butter and a nice bottle of that Zimmerframe that was mentioned before . I was in earlier for lunch and they had lobsters not crabs so I might need to change my order

Ye God's , can we please get back to the damn subject . What's all this bull**** about east enders , Barbara Windsor!!!!!!!! For petes sake she is old enough to have a bus pass . Can we get back to the main event, what is the place like in relation to its offering of food and drink ?

............M.I.L.F .......>May I Live Forever........

My boy , Phil he's crying now but 'e will pick 'imself up and start all over agin . Not in that damn village mind . They wold not know quality if they stepped in it

Just come back from having dinner there , restaurant busy , every body happy , service warm and friendly . Just a great and relaxing place . I am a bit drunk but it was great

I can't believe it! It had barely had a chance to register on peoples' radars and it's gone already. Such a shame, they must have spent a fortune converting it.

Thought it might happen , sorry it has R.I.P Gastros

I was in there yesterday and the head waiter has gone , mad but not forgotten

Its hard to make sense of sence , obviously Mr Happy not a Mr Spelling

Ramsays a bigger wanker

what happened to all the fruit and veg ? I used to read the posters in the windows and was under the impression that you would have loads of choice . Organic and local .....sounds great but it has'nt happened WHY ?

Gastro's is in M1 - no need to venture out!

ate there last night, food fantastic service very good, nice ambience, the food counter is looking good now, the seafood section was impressive and the bread is quality. They said the new menu's coming in soon, so look forward to that.

Thanks for this review will check it out, my first choice in Manchester is Brasserie Blanc - they have a great seasonal menu and really good value 2/3 course lunch and early evening deals - I searched Manchester Confidential and can't find any reviews even though its been open for a while? - can someone from here go, fill their mouth-part then leave words here afterwards? :)

My father Shaun , once told me that he had had Barbara Windsor behind the Kit Kat club in London in the late fifties . I have always wondered if it was true ?

now that i want to see ricardo scrathing like a dog, walking sideways with his zimmerframe!!!!! may be he could rub the garlic butter on his crabs???

Frankie Howard has been found dead in Gastros ! Nooooooo I dont believe it

What is M.I.L.F ? I know its go nothing to do with Gastros , sorry but I dont want to ask my friends and look stupid

Ther is a sign outside clearly stating the sofas are coming back , YEH YEH just do it Baby , I cant wait to christen one !

Come on Babs , lets "ave a bit more than that . whats Ronnie Scotts like I have never been?Is their coffee better than Gastros , I only ask because I am curious LOL

Stuff the Metro , ate there two nights ago .Food really good.......plenty of smiling customers , and you will be pleased to know the head waiter is now taking his ritallin . So all in all , not a bad job

I still cant believe Gastros has gone

o m g it must be the same ricardo anonymous! as he states above he has fresh crabs, wonder if he walks sideways ????

I had a steak there last week , called a strange name onglet or something like that . The head waiter strongly recommended it , trust me it was amazing.Service was good but they dont need to stand there watching you , get em polishing glasses or the like

Whooooo !!!!!!! you , you sound like a nounce or at least a nouncy boy

I will have you know , you piece of ignorant poteen dreg Dat my left foot has four A levels and a bloody certificate in Manual Handling

Sorry you are gone Gastros , best wishes to all the wonderful and friendly staff . Great effort . I know the owner , the afore mentioned Squire will be gutted .

the upstairs cafe is well known for its great service, friendly atmosphere and fantastic lunch menu. having tried most of the aforementioned lunch menu i took Mrs. Mike to the downstairs restaurant and was blown away. The fantastic pinot grigio coupled with the succulent lamb and Mrs. Mike's spatchcock chicken and a very reasonable bill assure i'll be visiting again. highly recommended

Shame about Gastros

I agree , it would be a shame , a real crying shame . The whole area of eating out is slowly but just as sure being choked by chains , American influenced and staffed by boring dreadfully insincere tossers . The trouble is that I have been many , many times and there is not enough people in it . I have a real concern that it will not survive . Lord knows the survival rate for restaurants is bad enough but in todays tight fiscal condition who knows ? So , my dear Gezzabelle , I for you hope with all my heart you are right for there is nothing more truly sad than a closed door on a Monday morning with a A4 piece of paper pinned to it . Remember , use it or lose it . Watch this space

Yeh , its true the funeral is on the telly shortly , perhaps the funeral cortege will go down Sackville St . Oh , no it can't cause the damn planners have made it one way SORRY FRANK

What you probably sence is relief!The place is much beter off without the mad waiter, we can all relax now!

the head waiter downstairs; although enthusiastic and diligent, needs to change his sense of dress. Something to accentuate the butt cleavage would do the trick

Bring back Gastros

Madge sounds like my old English teacher , especially when she had a lunchtime drink .I go on Sunday and have brunch overlooking the park , works well with a hangover.

OHH you merchant banker , right sez Fred . You mess with my boy Phil and I will have you Good and proper get in there , ave the bacon roll , pay for it and shut it . No one ponces with my lad GET IT . He's worked ard to build ASTROS

John The Brief, I agree the brunch meneu sizes could be a little larger with more variety perhaps. The coffee is great BEST IN TOWN I think. LOVE IT! Its good to see the sandwiches keep them on the menu. Down side I wish the seats upstairs were more comfortable to encourage you to sit for longer and relax. Otherwise another great visit. Keep up the good work. I will be coming back.

Gastros is good not great. I worry also about the location as well. This place is better than Velvet and Taurus the two survivors in the Village of decent food. I remember Sarasota never working above Manto. I hope people give this place a chance.

My , oh my sounds like Ricardo has had a bottle of the Stonehedge Zinfandel 2005 to himself . What the hell are slalds ? Perhaps they are a cool and modern culinary term for salads ?????

Hey observer , you are right I was in earlier on and they are dressed like Chaps who live in Chelsea and weekend in the Cotswolds . The rest of the guys who wear black look more comfortable

never mind the slaids go and have a look at the dark haired head waiter downstairs , very friendly and runs around like a demented looney very dishy and smooth with it though . we all watch him through the window on sackville street

Blimey, what on earth has happened in this rant!

Agreed Zena , I he reminds me of Gene , the loud and arrogant copper from Life on Mars . Put him in a light brown car coat , add a pair of driving gloves and hey presto . All who agree , add a rant

might I light forever.............my love for you

Gastros has gone

Sarasota; well remembered. I ate lunch there with the ex editor of the Good Food Guide, remeber a stonking rack of lamb. I liked it a lot, as did Drew Smith.

My fiancé and I went to Gastros for lunch yesterday and it was really amazing. We had the soup of the day which was Butternut Squash and then I had Eggs Benedict which were really really lovely and he had sardines on toast. I really hope this place succeeds as it is a little bit out of the way and people might forget that its there. I hope they don't though because its really worth a go!

shame he does not bite

Come back elegant diva and tell us more , the suspence is killing us

elegant diva , his name is Andy and you are right he is smooth . However he dos'nt bite, so pop downstairs and say hello to him.

I think ricardo is a drink like pernod , I remember my brother used to drink it in the seventies . maybe it was called ricard . He become a real food snob and he caught crabs from a girl that he picked up at Disco Royale , the beer they sell in gastros is however very good its from that pub on rochdale road marble arch

I like the way you can just go and get a great coffee , read the paper and look over the park . Its relaxing and brings a bit of solace to busy , noisy and stressful city centre living . I for one , am glad they are here . There is no where else like it....I dont care what they dress like

The tall Irish fellow who works at Gastros sounds like James Nesbit from Cold Feet and Murphys . He is good , I saw James on the telly the other night in some bizarre Cinderella Crap programme and the Irish Gastos guy could have been his voice double

Julian , I have it on good authority you are wrong , indeed quite wrong on all accounts

Where's that A-Z? Thanks for pointing out the postal district error folks. Will rectify.

What about the "deli" upstairs though- you couldn't do a shop there could you? A selection of organic oats and some pasta- is that it? The day I went the meat counter looked postitively communist with just a ham, a beef joint and three little chickens. Katsouris it ain't...

Gastros blog , 17.1.08 PRICELESS , SO FUNNY . Barbara Windsor and a semi stiff one

I've been twice, once for dinner and once for brunch. On both occasions the service was faultless.Dinner (a steak) was superb, a very good piece of meat cooked to perfection.Brunch, while delicious, left me still feeling very hungry. Guys, you need to revisit your brunch portion sizes!

Thats intresting you can get crabs in the gay village

I am afraid you are so correct , Blue Peter . The standard of the blog has declined . I personally think that once the whole Barbara Windsor experience came to the front , the raison d'etre has fallen . Whilst I freely admit to having a semi-stiff one in regard to the afore mentioned Miss Windsor , can I ask all readers of this mildly amusing blogto try to keep up high standards . Gastros is certainly trying its best .I was a member of the Kit Kat club in the late fifties Thank you , Mr D . Bracewell

@ TV fan; ohhh yes the James Nesbitt-alike upstairs sure is an eyeful. He can stuff me with his posh Calabrian Chorizo any day

Gastros now has a Brazillan !!!!!!!!!!!

come on now, lets forget about the slaids. The home roast ham is absolutely slublime! Sleriouly, Ricardo, smort your smelling out, it's embarrassing. Anyhow, I think Gastro is excellent. The restaurant could do with a little work on the lighting, atmosphere etc but the food is amazing. They're obviously using really good quality ingredients and It's great to be getting what you pay for. The chef is a bit of a fitty but shush, I here he has a girlfriend!

Phil Mitchell lookalike , priceless just priceless . I am going in there today and speak to him in a gruff east end rasping manner and see if he replies in an according manner .

Franks dead and its nothing to do with Gastros

The spirit has gone out of the place with the demise of the mad Head Waiter . The vessel feels cold and without fire . I denote a certain air of despaire within the walls of Gastros

The coffee... at Gastro's is the best this side of Seattle. I should know... it's where I'm from. Rgrds, Noel

No, it stands for My Ignorant Left Foot

Best place for a reasonable feed is the English Lounge. It is still quite cheap and the portions are massive.