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Watch Your Back

The summer is a coming, and those catapult bras and war time granny bashers under scanty clothing are showcasing your backside for all the wrong reasons.

Published on June 23rd 2006.


Watch Your Back

The summer is a coming, and those catapult bras and war time granny bashers under scanty clothing are showcasing your backside for all the wrong reasons. If you don’t want to risk going commando à la Ms Loos on Celebrity X-Factor, then it’s time to invest in dental floss thongs.

It’s a practicality thing and despite much preferring to decorate our derrieres with the frilliest of French knickers, it’s a string which is going to save us from mortifying VPL.

The anti-ageing skincare expert RoC surveyed over 1000 UK Women and discovered that with 42 per cent of the vote, the dreaded VPL is the most embarrassing rear-view faux pas. Coming in a close second at 41 per cent is the ill-fitted bra creating the fat back look.

Other shameful no-no’s were:

DOD (Derriere on Display) 19 per cent
Toilet Roll on the shoe 16 per cent
Skirt tucked into underwear 13 per cent
Cellulite showing through tight clothes 6 per cent

We’ve found the most hush, hush of thongs so the only thing people will be whispering about now is whether you are or whether you aren’t - A girl’s got to leave some things up to the imagination.

Calvin Klein extreme low rise thong £9 available from Harvey Nichols and Selfridges or £6.75 at www.cku.com.

Nearly Nude G String £10, available from www.austique.com.

Elle Macpherson Hipster Micros Thong £6 available from House of Fraser

Gossard Super Smooth Hipster Thong £10 available from John Lewis

Vanessa Lees
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