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Secret Chef Internet Meetings Revealed!

Published on January 7th 2005.

Manchester chefs were at the centre of a massive 'chef watching' row last night after many of them admitted frequenting illegal cooking gatherings.
A number of local chefs, who can't be named for made up reasons, admitted their guilt after being discovered at the illegal cook-ins by our undercover reporters.

Perverted chefs prepare for their next dish: 'The Cream of Sum Yung Gai".
The recent phenomenons of 'cook-ins' and 'chef watching' have sprung up all over the country. Cooks and chefs use internet sites and chatrooms to arrange meetings in car parks or in woods to watch each other cook lunches, starters and, worst of all, main courses.
Chefs usually cook in pairs, but some allow complete strangers to join in. Crowds have grown in numbers over the last few weeks with chef perverts turning up to watch frying, boiling, grilling and spit roasting from a distance.

Collymore: "It's disgusting!"
Chefs from across the country arrange to meet on humiliating websites such as www.cookmeupsometrouble.com and www.fantasychefs.co.uk.
Most of the chefs and cooks who turn up are complete strangers, meaning the food ends up covered in diseases ranging from syphilis to gonorrhoea.
Our undercover reporter went along last night to see what all the fuss was about. She said: "I turned up at the car park where the meet had been arranged to see naked chefs swapping sausages and all sorts. I started cooking a meal and was taken from behind by three chefs all offering to flick my beans."
Following intense investigations into chefs operating in the Manchester area, Manchester Confidential can assure punters that the following restaurants employ great chefs who don't partake in chef swapping or chef gang bangs: Francs Altrincham, Simple in the city, Simple in the northern quarter, Time Restaurant and Livebait.
Former England footballer Stan Collymore commented: "Jesus, that sounds disgusting, even i wouldnt go."
Author: Gough
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