Heavens Above! Shipman suicide tops local hairdressers

A local hairdressers thought their luck was in before the headline grabbing Harold Shipman clipped their wings by committing suicide in his prison cell.
LADYKILLER!
Before the bearded granny killer murderised himself, the clean cut permers were all set to top the bill in the news that day after being awarded the best treatment in the UK for peels.
Heaven Spa in Didsbury were delighted to receive the award and were preparing to take the accolades of none other than the BBC who were coming in to interview them about their specialised facial treatments.
Before a visit to Heaven Spa

After a visit to Heaven Spa.EVIL
But fate dealt them an evil blow when, before the interview could take place, the BBC's attention was diverted to Wakefield Prison where psycho Shipman had given himself some serious neck treatment!ALIVE
However, it won't be long before the glamorous hairdressers will be topping the bill for their treatments - Their products and services have more life in them than a dead serial killer, and you can even send your family and friends to see them safe in the knowledge they'll come out alive!
Author: Gough

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