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Gordo gets a (slow) face lift. RESTYLANE!

Published on January 6th 2005.


One thing I am under no mis-apprehension about - Robert Redford, I am not and never have been. At eighteen, overweight (ok, fat) red haired (ok, ginger minger) and no driving licence, I had to work hard to ‘pull birds’. I quickly realised that success was all about being able to entertain, know which fork to use and never go for the perfect looking girl. Inevitably she was the worst kisser, and little personality to boot. A minor imperfection to my mind was invariably a major one in hers, which always seemed to produce a good personality as well.
Therefore, over the past God-knows how long, I haven’t been one for looking in the mirror, and worrying about my collapsing face. It hasn’t been my path to success and I don’t have to look at it, after all. I have my mouth to thank for whatever measure of glory I have enjoyed in life. It has also been the main reason for a couple of bankruptcies and waking up in Bootle Street nick as well, but therein lie stories for other times.
The staff here at Manchester Confidential keep sending me on weird missions, the latest of which has left me with bright orange hair. Therefore, I try and keep away from mad suggestions. When I walked into a meeting at Heaven Spa, two Friday afternoons ago, I found myself being hypnotised by the nurse Christine Byre, Josh and Cath. ‘Oooh’, they cooed, we have just the thing for you - Restylane. We are going to make you look younger, fresher and more handsome.
‘Gosh, I thought, will it get me girls without spending £500 over three weeks on dinner?’
In a moment of potential madness, I agreed. The deal is that I have the full treatment over the coming four weeks, and I post a diary on the site, with photos. So here I am; I have since been talked into having a facial peel, and now have a personal trainer, more details on that later. So, click here. If you ever fancied a go at this Restylane you can do worse than kick off here. Check out their main website for more information by clicking here
Alternatively, you can call Heaven direct on 0161 448 8786 to arrange to come and see Christine for one of her ‘Age Management’ Consultations (free of charge) to find out more and what would be best for you. (NB: By quoting Manchester Confidential you can get 10% off Restylane from now until the end of September).
Gordo

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