Art Exhibition invaded by drunks

A local exhibition meant for art critics was overrun by drunken revellers last night in a shameless attack.

Ashamed: Pulley couldn't even show her face the next day
RABID WOLVES
What was supposed to be a peaceful night of art reviewing and staring turned into a riotous night with people having too much fun as pictures and furniture were not just looked at, but sat on in the all night drinking binge.
We turned up at Innerform's place at 7.30pm hoping for a quiet night looking at some fridges and paintings only to find we couldn't even get to the kitchen because some bloke had put a free bar in the way.
Not only that, but free Thai curry was dripping out of our ears by the time the night ended. Despite protestations, spicy delights were forced down our throats like a hoard of rabid wolves being rounded up and force-fed.
The fact that there was still free booze and food left at the end of the night at an event attended by the PR girls from Crush and some of Manchester's other hardened drinkers was down to the well prepared Kevin Large of Innerform who dealt with the drunks in the best way he saw fit - "If you can't beat them, join them!" mumbled Kevin.
It was a good job too because things could easily have got out of hand if the booze had run dry, or if that toilet queue had got any longer.

A Manchester Confidential reporter this morning
FREELOADERS!
With so many people drunk on booze it was a wonder you might be forgiven for thinking that a bunch of freeloaders had turned up instead of art critics, although marketing genius Faye Pulley seemed more interested in the art of getting hammered. She was so drunk that she declared her undying love for one of the pictures on the wall, claiming "You're my best mate you are" before trying to steal it and then falling out of the building and into yet another pub.
You can still view details of the artists and the exhibition in a more sedate environment by clicking here.

How a piece of art looks when you're not drunk
Weekend Tip: Instead of going to see zombie-fest Dawn of the Dead at the cinema, you could have saved money by coming into our office this morning and looking at the staff.
You can view details of Innerform by visiting their website at www.innerform.com, or calling Kevin Large at Innerform on 0161 238 8558 - (He might even give you some free drinks if you ask nicely)
Author: Gough

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