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Who ate all the pies?

Gaydo on beefy pies, beefy arms and a beefy Bank Holiday.

Published on May 25th 2007.

Who ate all the pies?

Hello Dears,

Gaydo here. Hope you are all well and recovered from the antics of the last Bank Holiday. And, what a hoot it was.

The Bears Weekend was FAB. There was ‘Big Bulk’ ‘Little Bulk’ ‘Otters’ and a few ‘Cute Cubs’ around in the Village from Friday to Monday. So, Gaydo thought he would spend time with them. First I went to the Foam Party at Legends. It was absolutely packed. I was told (in confidence, of course) that a few of them took the opportunity to wash out there smalls whilst jigging on the dance floor. Those boys, Julian and George really know how to put on a party. Not exactly sure what time I left but I could hear the twitter of tiny birds.

After not much sleep it was time to go to the Birdcage at the Printworks for the Mr Bear Bash Competition. There was lots of fun and frolicking. If you would like to have a look at the bears enjoying themselves, go to the ‘Gallery’ section of www.canal-st.co.uk where, as well as browsing, you can print and download any ‘chunk’ that takes your fancy.

Next stop was New York New York on Bloom Street. The outrageous Tracy and Peter held a Pie Eating Competition. One attempt was pathetic. One Bear was hardly into his second pie and ended up gipping on stage. Hats off to the winner Tiny Tim who managed to gobble three big, thick crust pies in just over three minutes. He was the slimmest - strange but true. Now we all know who ate all the pies.

Gaydo was all Bear’d out by then and so it was of to Bo Bo’s for a disco nap before heading to the Ritz for Federation’s fourth birthday. Gaydo has never seen so many beautiful boys in all his life. At one point, there were 16 Go Go Dancers on stage at once. Not sure about the fat fairy that was with them though. Perhaps we don’t know who ate all the pies after all. The night was a real spectacle, if not slightly bizarre, with everything from a twelve foot python to clowns ironing on stage. This, combined with the meaty tunes played by DJ’s Greg Myers and Nick Denton meant that the crowd were really up for it ‘til gone 4am. Let’s hope the next one on Sun 27 May is just as good.

The Monday was very miserable indeed, weather wise that is, so Gaydo went to Queer to try one of their new cocktails. It’s a very impressive list with a good selection of classic cocktails and new trendy ones. They are all freshly made by a sexy muscle boy and right in front of your very eyes. None of this, put all the ingredients into a slush machine leave them there all day and hope for the best, malarkey. I opted for a Cosmopolitan, being the classy old bird that I am and I must say I was very impressed indeed. With just the right amount of fresh lime and cranberry together with huge vodka shaken by a pair of beefy, tanned arms - Gaydo was in heaven.

After one or two slurps, I took myself off to bed for a good night’s sleep before work the following morning. Yes I do have a proper job. What a weekend. It sure is a hard life but somebody has to do it. I just thank the Lord that it’s me.

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