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Parking - James Chapman-Kelly

Published on November 7th 2005.

Traffic wardens are not only starving retailers in the city centre. Beech Rd in sleepy, downtown, south Manchester is also suffering from this licenced robbery with menaces. Traffic warden man zooms around on his little scooter at all times of the day and night. They are positively orgasmic when a victim is spotted as they approach an unsuspecting car, dribbling, panting and making convulsive, spasmodic thrusting motions with their machines and notebooks. It's sickening! Worst part is when they arrive early on a Saturday or Monday morning to book the vehicles left by law abiding drinkers who decided to get a taxi home and leave the car overnight. Shooting's too good for them. Boiling in oil uses too many precious resources so I suggest casting a spell to ensure they live forever. That way they'll really suffer! Ah well, back to Troubadour Gallery. www.troubadour-gallery.co.uk

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