Win Big Momma’s House 2 Goodies

Just as you’re recovering from all the excitement of Big Momma’s House, the fun’s about to start all over again with the release of the originally titled sequel, Big Momma’s House 2 and we have some goodies to give away.

In the film, Martin Lawrence returns as FBI agent Malcolm Turner, a master of disguise who again goes deep, deep undercover as the corpulent septuagenarian "Big Momma." To avert a national security disaster, Big Momma becomes a nanny housekeeper in the suspect's household - only to find him/herself becoming attached to the three children of the family.

To celebrate the release of the film, we have a Big Momma’s House 2 goodie bag to give away, which include a giant thong as worn by Big Momma. Well, I don’t think it’s the actual one. What’s that I hear you say? You wouldn’t know what to do with a giant thong? Well it’s a good job we’ve thought of some things for you.

Possible uses for a large thong:

Stretch between two lamp posts and use as a massive slingshot to hurl things at people in Piccadilly Gardens.

• Hang it in a door frame and use as a baby bouncer
• Use as a massive elastic band to wrap around a big pile of sticks
• Use as a hammock to lower old people into the bath
• Use it to lasso people in the street
• Use as a bungee rope and jump from the bridge outside the Lowry Hotel
• Wear it. If you’re a bit fat

See, there’s plenty of fun to be had with a giant thong. So if you want to be in with a chance of winning the thong, along with all of the goodies shown in the picture, simply fill in your details in the form below.