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Win Afternoon Tea For Two, £49.90 - With Best Caption
Leckenby's, mad woman, great cakes, seabirds and all for nowt
The winner is: 'She was only the baker's daughter, but her mouth could take two cream horns at once'. So could the Anonymous who posted this please get in touch with me: jonathans@theconfidentials.co.uk so we can arrange their 'teas'.
SO Sleuth went to the Leckenby's launch.
Leckenby's does cakes, sandwiches, tarts, teas, wines, lunches, meals....it's a Patisserie Valerie for the North but less every-bloody-where.
Apparently at the launch there was a young lady who fell in love with the cakes and fancies on offer.
This is her here. And above.
Sleuth has no idea who she is apart from the fact her middle name is 'Gannet'.
Anyway Sleuth has an idea for you.
Give him a caption to the picture of the woman with the love eyes for the cakes and fancies and Confidential and Leckenby's will give you, any time, any occasion, the Luxury Champagne Afternoon Tea For Two for £24.95 per person (total £49.90).
This includes sandwiches, scones with jam and cream, tea or coffee served with half a bottle of Laurent Perrier Champagne.
Or even give him a caption to the picture of the Gannet below. That would work for Sleuth as well.
Gannet Wears Same Hungry Look As The Cake Woman Above
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Decisions? No need for a decision, I'll take the lot!
"Just give me a mo whilst I unhinge my jaw........."
"Aschew! O bless me. Sorry, I've just spat on these....best I pop them out of the way then eh?"
Ah how i love thee, I'll take them all.....
Thank goodness my gastric band surgery isn't until next week!
mmhmm you go girl!!!
Before and After!
Is this where you have hidden the £5 grand then Sleuth? Nice one - and I have to eat them all to find it!
Oh Strawberries - that'll be one of me five-a-day then!
Are they as pleased to see me, as I am them?
Janet (Gannet) Planet says "Yeah!"
Gannet says - wtf! I thought you sucked the lemon after the bloomin' tequila!
Gannet says "Piles - who needs them when you got cake!"
Ok Blue Eyes hand over the cakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woman: "Sod the diet, gimme caaaaaake"
Gannet: "Touch any of those, lady, and I'll peck your eyes out!"
Woman/Gannet
I'm just a feuille for your love
Totes amazeballs!!
(Woman) Back away from the cakes Gannet! Or I'll roast you up for my Christmas dinner!
When I said, 'I want men to be sweeter,' I didn't want creamy puffs!
Suzie was frustrated. She'd had a bad day at work and hadn't had any luck in love since splitting from Jeremy six months ago. She decided to cheer herself up by going to the new LECKENBY's cafe. Her face lit up as she saw the handsome waiter approach with a tray filled with delicious creamy fairy cakes and chocolate fingers. As she ogled, lustily, the feast before her, she instantly knew what would make herself feel better...
OK OK, LETS SHARE :)
Suzie was not best prepared for the first day of her new course, 'Middle Class Clowning: Basic Skills'
..so many cakes..such little time!
Cake or death???...............I'll take the cake!
Gan n et the lot!
Chuck 'em in before @simonbinns and @GordoManchester arrive!
She was only the baker's daughter, but her mouth could take two cream horns at once
Ha! Ok just shove them in then!! Mmmmm!
Gannet laughed manically as the devilish chocolate slices marched the angel cakes to the front of the queue...
This was meant to have 'The' in front of 'Gannet', I was going for Batman/Penguin-esque bad guy...
ooh ehr missus I like your Fancies!
What do you mean, they're to share??
"these look 'pretty phwoar' and will be scone in no time. Definitely beats whole sardines!"
"What those lips were made for". Female stereotypes from Manchester Confidential number.....
" I vont to eat your cake....mwahh ha ha ha"(evil laugh!)
At least give me a chance to be the gannet I am!
"Remarkably each one has fruit in it - so that'll be my five a day"
yawn - where's mee double whopper cheese?
As a result of Gordo's diet, the cake market became saturated.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips!
Fabulous darling, truly fabulous! You have exceeded my expectation dear.......now be a good boy and get me a fork.
awww whose a pretty bird.... I dont belive that -he just stole a cake did you just see that.
you're mine, all mine.... ha ha ha ha ha ha (cackling laughter)
mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine...what are you looking at, you can't have one...mine, mine, mine, mine...
Jane was eager to start the new tradition of cake 'bobbing'
"I'm just doing a poo to make room."
Straight to the toilet as usual I see.
Kill them all and save yourself..........you must eat all cakes first
save me save me said the little butterfly bun to the nice lady .......that Gordo will be back and the nasty fatman has already eaten all my family...........
Rickrolled @ Leckenby's; Never Gannet give you up, never gannet put you down, never gonna run around and dessert you...
Lady Gannet cackled as she spent more of her hubbies wages on .....erm.........food shopping!!!!!!!!!!
Mens sana in corpore fatto!
A passing Gannet takes a fancy...
Let's see if these cakes will wear my top teeth down to stumps like my bottom ones.
Mmmmmm Fancy!
In the words of Fat Bastard (Austin Powers) 'GET IN MA BELLY!'
As she took in this glorious sight before her. Ganet knew this was love at first sight and this was one affair she would never forget!
Are we going to have a winner or is this going to be another one of those which runs and runs indefinitely?
I've asked the woman in the picture to give me a description before tomorrow. The gannet doesn't get a say.
Hello Man Con, any news on the winning caption?
The winner is: 'She was only the baker's daughter, but her mouth could take two cream horns at once
by Anonymous'. So could the anonymous who posted this please get in touch with me: jonathans@cpub.co.uk so we can arrange their 'teas'.
Place all the cakes in the bag provided, when I click my fingers, you'll awake and forget all this!
Place all the cakes in the bag provided, when I flap my wings, you'll awake and forget all this!